i dont know what to say about myself other than my constant self loathing
bluerneth:

remember when spongebob met the arctic monkeys
confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.
xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns